How the West was Won

The Auburn Tigers won the West this weekend by defeating LSU 7-3 in the annual SEC Western Division Championship Game. LSU will take 2nd place while the Mississippi's, Arkansas' and UAT's of the world will fight for the bottom spots. Auburn kicker John Vaughn made history by kicking the football into the upright for the second consecutive time against LSU. The last time coming in overtime in Baton Rouge last year. Such a feat has never been achieved before and demonstrates exactly how superhuman John Vaughn is.

Auburn now awaits the winner of the Eastern Division.

Vandy is a Little Bit Worse than UAT

Who needs moral victories when you can dominate your opponent 13 - 10 in front of your home crowd. For the second week in a row Bammer fans held their breath in the final seconds of the game as their beloved team held off yet another powerhouse. Juwan Simpson picked off a pass as time expired to extend UAT's SEC win streak to 1. It seems like only yesterday that Juwan was caught fondling the Bear's granddaughter while toting stolen property, drugs and firearms. On the other side of the ball Ken Darby rushed 21 times for 65 yards, and is getting close to breaking a 100 yards on the season. Louisiana-Monroe is up next, certainly Bammer can have a good showing against them.

AU Makes State Proud, UAT Survives Powerhouse Hawaii

In its season opener, the Auburn Tigers lived up to its lofty ranking by smashing the Washington State Cougars. After the first series it looked like the Tigers were playing a weaker opponent such as UAT. Auburn registered 2 sacks on the first 3 plays and forced WSU to punt. Kenny Irons exploded for 42 yards on the first offensive play for Auburn. He also ran for 58 yards on the first play of the second half. Irons ran for 183 yards on 20 carries and had another 40 in receiving. Will Herring was Auburn's second leading rusher with 42 yards on one carry. His career rushing average now stands at 42 yards per carry.

Across the state, in drug infested Tuscaloosa, UAT had to give it all they had to hold off the Rainbow Warriors. Bammer showed that they had very little toughness and no guts when it came to defense and running the ball. UAT gave up over 350 yards passing during the game. On the other side of the ball the always cocky, Kenneth Darby only gained 25 yards on 16 carries behind blocking from Andre Smith. UAT looks to improve its stats next week against Vandy.

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UAT Lineman Speaks to OTWS

UAT's Kyle Tatum is no stranger to college football, as you can tell by his physique. The 30+ game starter is ready to cap off a great career at Alabama-Tuscaloosa. Tatum, who was partially responsible for the worst offensive line in the history of college football last year is not willing to let that happen again.
"I've been working out a lot this summer.", said Tatum. "Rocky has been great. He's put me on a bench routine that's really improved the size of my chest. I feel better than ever." When asked about his gold chain, Tatum replied, "It's a Prattville thing, you wouldn't understand".

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Tray Blackmon: Fear the Thumb!

True freshman, Tray Blackmon is making a name for himself on campus. After an impressive scrimmage on Saturday, he had this to say, "Fear the thumb Baby, fear the thumb!" Blackmon had 7 tackles on Saturday, 2 of them for losses. He also put big time hits on Kenny Irons and Prechae Rodriguez which both drew a large response from the crowd.

Meanwhile in Tuscaloosa, UAT continues to concentrate on basketball where they have proven themselves to be average.