By: Shellman Cuthbert Dawson, III
When Auburn's defense looked across the line of scrimmage on the first play of the game, it was obvious that they were looking at a herd of deer in the headlights. First of 11 sacks.
When Auburn's offense looked across the line of scrimmage three plays later, it was obvious that they were looking at a herd of deer in the headlights. Right down the field for a touchdown against the best defense to ever play the game as long as they were playing MTSU and Idaho Nursing College.
Thrashed on both sides of the ball by a vastly superior team. It took Brodie Croyle one play to figure out what to do when the turds were going to pass. Find a vacant spot and lie DOWN!!! Couldn't stand the heat. Kenneth Darby couldn't get it done, but Kenny Irons did - once again over 100 yards rushing.
If there has ever been a team that has been as overated as Alabumble for this long, I don't remember who it was.
Thrashed, trashed, beaten, humiliated. Never should have been built up so high to begin with, but thats the turds for you.
