Today's Sports Trivia Question

Name this college football player.
Hint: many consider him the MVP of the 2005 Irons Bowl.

Today's Sports Trivia Question

When was the last time the Auburn football team lost to UAT?

a.) 2005
b.) 2004
c.) 2003
d.) 2002
e.) None of the above

Answer: "e.) None of the above"

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UAT Fans Plan to Eat Plenty of Crow for Thanksgiving

It started last January when the necks proclaimed the Tide would be undefeated in 2004 had Brodie stayed healthy. It continued into the Summer when Bill Oliver claimed the UAT defense was the fastest he'd ever seen. It got better when UAT beat a soft Florida team with no running game. Still better when SI proclaimed "UAT is Back". Even better when the Tide joined the likes of Vandy with a win over Tennessee. And then it was, "we won't be left out of the BCS if we go undefeated because we are Alabama (at Tuscaloosa)". And then it was: No. 3, and guess what... you will get left out of the BCS because you're not Texas or USC. And finally, it was 11 sacks, dominated by a greater defense, the best offense you've seen to date, and 4 in row by the cow college down the road. Thus, we at OTWS say, enjoy your crow this Thanksgiving, and we'll see you next year in JHW (Jordan Hare West).

Who Will Be the Next Great UAT QB?

Now that the UAT/AU game is out of the way, let the media hype begin. His name is Tim Tebow, and if he doesn't come to UAT then it was only because they didn't want him. But if he does, look out! Not since Brian Burgdorf, Jay Barker, Freddie Kitchens, Andrew Zow, Tyler Watts, Brodie Croyle or J.P. Wilson has there been so much hype. As the books close on Brodie we must all take a moment to reflect on his contributions. They date back to his junior season of 8-man, private school football. Not since Tyler Watts had any UAT QB been hyped as much. Who else could sport the early 90's sunglasses on the back of the neck with croakies look and get away with it? Who else could even come close to making the mullet a modern fashion statement? Will Tebow live up to his hype as Brodie did? That, my friend, is the question.

Overated All Along

By: Shellman Cuthbert Dawson, III

When Auburn's defense looked across the line of scrimmage on the first play of the game, it was obvious that they were looking at a herd of deer in the headlights. First of 11 sacks.

When Auburn's offense looked across the line of scrimmage three plays later, it was obvious that they were looking at a herd of deer in the headlights. Right down the field for a touchdown against the best defense to ever play the game as long as they were playing MTSU and Idaho Nursing College.

Thrashed on both sides of the ball by a vastly superior team. It took Brodie Croyle one play to figure out what to do when the turds were going to pass. Find a vacant spot and lie DOWN!!! Couldn't stand the heat. Kenneth Darby couldn't get it done, but Kenny Irons did - once again over 100 yards rushing.

If there has ever been a team that has been as overated as Alabumble for this long, I don't remember who it was.

Thrashed, trashed, beaten, humiliated. Never should have been built up so high to begin with, but thats the turds for you.

Former UAT HIV Infested Player Arrested

Former University of Alabama – Tuscaloosa football player, Trevis Smith, was arrested 3 weeks ago for aggravated sexual assault. It was later learned that the 7 year CFL veteran has HIV. Team management, who knew of Trevis Smith’s condition for over a year, failed to inform any of Smith’s teammates which have some players upset. According to Canadian law, there is no requirement for employees to reveal their medical history. But many argue that football is not a typical occupation, since bleeding is a common occurrence on the field. Despite the apparent risks, a 1992 U.S. study of the National Football League determined there’s a one-in-85 million chance of HIV contraction through player to player on-field contact. Your chances go up considerably, however, when you share a whore amongst teammates.

Phony defenses unmasked

Written by: SI


University of Alabama and University of Georgia fans had their eyes opened as to how bad their defenses really are when both played home games against teams who have very high quality offenses.

The Crimson Turd played inspired for the first 20 minutes, then saw a vastly superior LSU team take charge and control the game in convincing fashion for the rest of the game. The score was not indicative of how LSU dominated the Turds during the last 40 minutes. No Tennessee luck-out this time.

The Bullfrog faithful had a very similar experience as Auburn, with the SEC's best offense, forced the bullfrogs into utilizing a trick offense based on throwing to the tight end and a no huddle game plan. Tricks usually work for a while, but not for the whole game. The Georgia coaching staff obviously knew that they were outmatched and with a week off, tried to change their offense to counter Auburn's superior defense. That failed and the Auburn offense had little trouble racking up 500 yards against Georgia's defensive imposter. No South Carolina luck-out this time.

Fans of both losers to Auburn and LSU once again this year are confused and groggy from the media leading both schools to think that they are of championship quality.

Next year the coaching staffs of both loser schools should remind their faithful early in the year to remember that Auburn and LSU await one or the other, so not to expect championship seasons. Alas, losers seldom like to subject themselves to reality.