Thursday, January 26, 2006

Two UAT Football Legends Star in Controversial Movie


Immediately after ending his career covered in Pat Dye field, Brodie Croyle joined his football coach in an acting endeavor. "We thought we'd try our luck at acting since this whole football thing hasn't really panned out for us so far.", said Croyle. When asked what the biggest challenge of acting in this movie was, Shula said: "It have to be asking Brodie's daddy. I knew we were going to be riding alot of horses together and frolicking in fields and such. I was really scared that Brodie's daddy would be jealous, but he was ok with the whole thing."

Brodieback Mountain is being rolled out slowly, especially in the South where faggots aren't really liked.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

BREAKING NEWS

Auburn Defensive Coordinator, David Gibbs, is rumored to have taken a job with the Kansas City Chiefs. Gibbs was offered a job last week with the San Francisco 49ers, but declined the offer. During 2005, the Tigers ranked among the best in the country in scoring defense, but only managed to sack Brodie Croyle 11 times

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