Monday, February 27, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Escambia County Sheriffs's Department Asks For Your Help in Locating Another Former UAT Felon. Another former University of Alabama football player is in trouble with the law. Following in the lines of Sherwin Williams, Bobby Humphrey, David Palmer, Ray Hudson, Kenny Stabler, John Parker Wilson, Marcus Carter, Santonio Beard, Taylor Britt, Chris Keys, Brian Burgdorf, and on and on and on, former UAT player Terence Braxton is accused of accepting money for good grades while he was teaching at Ernest Ward Middle School in Escambia County, Florida. Braxton, who claims to have learned of his scheme while playing at UAT, allowed students who didn't want to dress out for PE class to pay him a dollar. Authorities estimate he earned about $230,000. He was reportedly fired in January by the school for laziness and stupidity, traits shared by many UAT alumus. A warrant has been issued for Braxton's arrest. Authorities say he faces six counts of felony bribery charges. "He is a predator who took advantage of fat, out of shape kids, took their lunch money and used it, we suspect, to buy homosexual material which he shared with many of his former teammates." Unconfirmed reports show the list of former teammates possibly includes current Head Coach Mike Shula. If you know where he is, call the Escambia County, Florida sheriff's department.