According to information released from the National Collegiate Ticket Sales Information Desk, more and more gay couples are choosing to purchase season tickets together. This problem appears to be a pandemic at universities with socially diverse student body profiles like U of Alabama in Tuscaloosa and Georgia; however, more conservative schools such as Auburn are not immune. "These gays are ruining our country", said Harold Bush, a longtime season ticket holder. "First they get their own shows on tv, then they trying to destroy marriage, now I gotta put up with them at tailgates." If you are concerned with gays near your tailgate please contact your university's athletic department.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Ticket Sales to Gay Couples on the Rise
According to information released from the National Collegiate Ticket Sales Information Desk, more and more gay couples are choosing to purchase season tickets together. This problem appears to be a pandemic at universities with socially diverse student body profiles like U of Alabama in Tuscaloosa and Georgia; however, more conservative schools such as Auburn are not immune. "These gays are ruining our country", said Harold Bush, a longtime season ticket holder. "First they get their own shows on tv, then they trying to destroy marriage, now I gotta put up with them at tailgates." If you are concerned with gays near your tailgate please contact your university's athletic department.
