Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Montgomery Black Caucus Demands Black Kicker

After crossing Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma on Sunday, the Montgomery Black Caucus met to brainstorm new ways to screw Auburn University. After a very productive meeting it was decided that the Black Caucus will ask all African-American seniors to sit out this season and bypass any chance at the NFL unless Auburn immediately replaces Junior, white kicker, John Vaughn with a black kicker. Auburn officials were outraged when they heard the demand. "I don't ever remember seeing an African-American kicker on the recruiting trail", said Recruiting Coordinator, Greg Knox. Senior, fullback, Jake Slaughter planned to sit out his senior year, but was reminded that he wasn't black and it wouldn't count.

The Caucus plans to continue the fight until all southern schools are scared to hire any black employees.